(Source: collegehumor)

legalmexican:

what

legalmexican:

what

Trash Talking Tophat

About to stream me finally learning how tablets work

(Source: emt-monster)

brb-being-brazilian:

ohmisterfujishiro:

raise-youup:

proof that a gif set of a drag queen receiving acceptance from her father will spread through tumblr like wildfire.. 33,000+ notes later.

basically

Oh no I’m crying;;

wukong-themonkeyking:

wukong-themonkeyking:

As you may know, I won a bunch of RP on the Suday Morning LoLz contest [xx yay!!]. And I really owe it to you guys! Thanks a lot for the support and the votes, I wouldn’t have made it without your help!!
So since I’m feeling generous I’m making a humble giveaway (:

RULES:

  1. You must be following this blog. This is also a thanks for your overall support from the beginning. Without the motivation I wouldn’t have participated in the first place.
  2. You may reblog and/or like this post once. Let’s be fair and let everyone have the same chances of winning. Also spam is annoying for your followers!
  3. No giveaway blogs pls. That’s lame >:I

There will be 10 winners!

  • 1st Place gets: One LoL skin worth up to 1820 RP
  • 2nd Place gets: One LoL skin worth up to 1350 RP
  • 3rd Place gets: One LoL skin worth up to 975 RP

(skins of your choice btw and the rp limit according to your place doesn’t mean you can’t chose a skin that costs less than that)

  • And the next 7 winners will get a mystery gift

Of course if you’re not in my friends’ list already we’re gonna have to wait like two weeks for me to give you your prize, but you’ll get it eventually.

BUT since a simple Skins Giveaway sounds boring let’s make this interesting… 

ALL OF THESE TEN WINNERS WILL GET ONE LINEARTED AND COLORED CARTOON CHIBI DRAWING OF ANY CHARACTER YOU WANT
examples: X X X

edit: IF YOU’RE NOT ON NA SERVER I’M SORRY NO SKIN BUT YOU STILL GET YOUR DRAWING OK?

The deadline is April 19th 

HAPPY BLOGGING!

//last day guise.

wordsofapurpleman:

homopower:

Because every gay guy needs a a whole drum of lube!  =)

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

… Why the fuck does someone need 55 gallons of lube?

celestialdeth:

ssfrostiron:

 Agent Coulson is down

#gif warning #avengers #okay but why does nOBODY EVER TALK ABOUT THE GENERATION GAP #come on guys this is the MOST INTERESTING THING #look if steve had lived through the war he would have been part of that post-wwii generation #imagine steve in the 60S GUYS #you think he would have put up with those young folks disrespecting those soldiers and his country by protesting the war? HECK NO #remember that scene at the beginning of ca:tfa where he tells off that guy in the movie theater? THAT WOULD BE STEVE IN THE 60S #and tony is in his 40s!! tony is gen x! tony is NOT EVEN A BOOMER #tony is TOO YOUNG TO BE A BABY BOOMER tony is YOUNGER THAN OUR PARENTS #tony doesn’t know what it’s like to live in a country that’s in total war! tony doesn’t know what it’s like for loyalty to your country t… #to be something that almost everyone has! #look guys we make fun of america ALL THE TIME we mock patriotism and nationalism and the usa CON STANT LY #when steve hears the word soldier he equates it with the word hero #and when tony hears the word soldier he hears an insult. #because steve’s war is wwii #and tony’s wars are vietnam and iraq and afghanistan and tony knows that when america fights wars it is not necessarily the good guy! #and steve cannot even BEGIN to comprehend that #steve barely knows what WATERGATE is for god’s sake steve probably still trusts the government #steve doesn’t know about jfk conspiracy theories! steve doesn’t know about the patriot act #(and let me remind you that in 616 canon steve actually fought a war to bring down the expy!patriot act) #god america has grown up SO MUCH since steve’s day #americans are sarcastic and cynical and plugged into the media 24/7 #americans depricate themselves constantly americans hate america more than anybody else does #pearl harbor turned america into a unified force for change in the world; 9/11 turned america into something paranoid and bitter #steve no longer represents america #he represents what america wishes it had ever been #and tony? tony understands the usa a whole lot better than steve does and he knows it and steve never will #and tony understands how war can destroy and steve only understands how it can save #holy christ why would you write porn when you could write about that

Every time I see this post with the tags I think about it for a really long time

(Source: rob-downeyjr)

Visitor have gone home

Might stream in  bit to make up for lost art time.

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I